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☼ I'm Leah, 17, Gemini ☼
"If you are afraid of death consider how much more horrifying eternal life would be."

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via obliterateeverything)

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via wigglesfangirl)

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents, via wigglesfangirl)

I set out with one objective.

I ended up fucked in both senses of the word.

That was that.

It happens and the interest is lost.

I guess this is how these sort of things end.

But now you’re back to her?

I’m mad at myself for being upset.